Peace, Love and Sarcasm - Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Epsom Salt Bath Soak

Relax, reset, and maybe become a slightly nicer human with our “Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery” Epsom Bath Salts in Blueberry Bliss. Made in Canada, this cheeky and customer-favourite bath soak combines soothing self-care with the perfect dose of sarcasm.

Crafted with magnesium sulfate (Epsom salt) and sea salt, this calming bath soak helps ease tired muscles, reduce tension, and promote full-body relaxation after a long day. Whether you’ve been on your feet, juggling work and family, or just need a moment to yourself, a warm bath infused with these salts creates an instant spa-like escape at home.

The Blueberry Bliss scent adds a sweet, fruity fragrance that feels uplifting yet comforting  the perfect balance for winding down in the evening. Enriched with glycerin and fragrance, the formula leaves your skin feeling soft while filling your bathroom with a delicious scent you’ll look forward to again and again.

Packaged in a convenient resealable 300 g pouch, these bath salts are ideal for multiple indulgent soaks. The bold, humorous saying makes this product a standout gift for friends, moms, coworkers, teachers, or anyone who truly appreciates quiet time and a good laugh. It’s perfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, self-care packages, or as a fun “just because” treat.

If you’re searching for funny bath salts, sarcastic gift ideas, Canadian-made self-care products, or relaxing Epsom salt soaks that actually deliver, this Blueberry Bliss blend checks every box.

Because sometimes, the best therapy is a hot bath… and a little peace and quiet.