Our Sassy Gifts

Did you know that a humorous gift could also be practical? This car air freshener with a red wine scent is the perfect way to lighten up your day! ...

Your car just became the ultimate shopping buddy with this iconic, sassy air freshener. "Get In Loser, We're Going Shopping" is the perfect accesso...

For the dog parent who knows their pup is their ride-or-die partner in crime, this air freshener speaks the truth. "My Dog and I Talk Shit About Yo...

Get ready to express your frustration with flair using the "For the Fuckteenth Time" sticky note! This hilariously honest note is perfect for those...

She Tried. Briefly. You Should Have Been There.There was a window. A very small, very specific window where she genuinely cared. It has since close...

The Only Spoon That Tells It Like It Is. Because sometimes dinner is SO good, a warning label is required. This laser-engraved Beech Wood Spoon is ...

Unwind in style with our “Please Stop Talking” Epsom Bath Salts  the perfect blend of relaxation and a little well-deserved sarcasm. Made in Canada...

Live Laugh Fuck Off A sweet floral reminder to protect your peace and keep annoying people at a safe emotional distance. These funny cocktail napk...

A vintage-inspired retirement greeting card. "Fucking Quitter. I Mean...Happy Retirement." Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Inc...

Fancy Is My Second Favorite F-Word
 For people who love pretty things, vintage florals, and swearing in a tasteful environment. These retro inspir...

For those days when social interactions feel a little too much, our "Ew, People." notepad is the perfect companion! With a witty title that capture...

An Agenda. A Lifestyle. A Spirit Animal.Meet your new morning mascot. This grumpy little sloth has looked at the calendar, assessed the situation, ...

Beautiful on the Outside. Chaotic on the Inside. Just Like Her.For the woman who has never made a quick decision in her life — and is totally at pe...

Bring the fresh feeling of the outdoors inside with the “Outdoorsy AF” Organic Soy Candle from Blue Lotus. Hand-poured in Canada, this candle captu...

Take a deep breath and Calm Your Tits with this playful and relaxing organic soy candle by Blue Lotus. Proudly made in Canada, this candle is desig...

Fair Warning. She’s Got a Spoon and She’s Not Afraid to Use It. Some people walk into the kitchen quietly. Others announce themselves. This laser-e...

Pup Charms - Bling for Your Dog Was it the trash? The torn-up couch? The mysterious puddle? Definitely not the dog. This charm is the perfect alib...

"Indulge in a relaxing bath with our peach bellini scented Epsom salts. Featuring a humorous label that reads "It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alo...

Recover, reset, and revive with our “Hungover as Hell” Epsom Bath Salts in refreshing Cucumber + Mint. Made in Canada, this cheeky self-care essent...

Experience a fun and snarky bath soak with Festive AF Epsom Salts! Relax and indulge in some serious self care with these festive salts. Perfect fo...

Pup Charms - Bling for Your Dog One bark and it's a whole production. This charm is for the diva dog who gasps when you say "no" and acts like ev...

The "Your Anxiety Is a Lying Ass Ho" sticky note is a bold and humorous way to tackle those pesky negative thoughts! With its cheeky design, it’s p...

This Home Is Built on Love & Profanity For homes filled with loud laughter, mild chaos, sarcastic comments, and someone yelling from another r...

Tackle procrastination using the "Sounds Like a Problem for Tomorrow Me" sticky note! This playful reminder is perfect for those moments when today...