Our Sassy Gifts

Celebrate in the sweetest way with our “Birthday Babe” Epsom Bath Salts in delicious Buttercream. Made in Canada, this festive bath soak is the per...

Wash the day away with our “Soak Away That Sh*tty Day” Epsom Bath Salts in soothing Blackberry + Vanilla. Made in Canada, this cheeky yet comfortin...

Unwind in style with our “Please Stop Talking” Epsom Bath Salts  the perfect blend of relaxation and a little well-deserved sarcasm. Made in Canada...

"Indulge in a relaxing bath with our peach bellini scented Epsom salts. Featuring a humorous label that reads "It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alo...

Laugh in the face of adversity by hanging this Fuck People Are Stupid air freshener from your rearview mirror! Enjoy the refreshing scent of apple ...

This air freshener is your car's way of saying what you're thinking on the road. "Pick a Lane Asshole" delivers the perfect blend of sass and road ...

Your car just became the ultimate shopping buddy with this iconic, sassy air freshener. "Get In Loser, We're Going Shopping" is the perfect accesso...

Did you know that a humorous gift could also be practical? This car air freshener with a red wine scent is the perfect way to lighten up your day! ...

You're running on fumes, cold coffee, and spite—we get it. Our Fucking Exhausted Epsom Salts are basically a spa day in a jar for people who don't ...

Get ready to express your frustration with flair using the "For the Fuckteenth Time" sticky note! This hilariously honest note is perfect for those...

Literally. And Figuratively. Both. Always. Whether she’s stirring the soup or stirring up drama at the dinner table — this spoon just gets her. The...

For the moms who do it all — and are completely exhausted because of it — our “Tired As A Mother” Epsom Bath Salts in calming Lavender are the ulti...

Pup Charms - Bling for Your Dog Zero to zoomies in 3 seconds flat. This tag is for the canine speed demon who's always on the move-chasing balls,...

Pup Charms - Bling for Your Dog Loyal to the chew. Committed to the crunch. This charm is for the pup who knows where their priorities lie—and i...

Pup Charms - Bling for Your Dog This charm is for the pup who needs to be the center of the universe at all times. Belly rubs, compliments, cam...

Keep track of life's essentials with our vintage-inspired 'Shit I Might Forget' sticky notepad. It's the perfect blend of humor and functionality f...

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch So...

The "I Can Do All Things Through Spite Which Strengthens Me" sticky note features a hilarious grumpy cat illustration that perfectly captures your ...

A vintage-inspired retirement greeting card. "Fucking Quitter. I Mean...Happy Retirement." Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Inc...

Fancy Is My Second Favorite F-Word
 For people who love pretty things, vintage florals, and swearing in a tasteful environment. These retro inspir...

Officially licensed product! Step back in time and show your Canadian pride with this CBC Retro Gem Coaster! Featuring the iconic "exploding pizza...

Show your Canadian pride with these cozy red plaid flannel coasters! Perfect for any occasion, each coaster features a phrase from the iconic "OH C...

This festive Mariah Carey caricature coaster is the perfect way to spread some holiday cheer! Celebrating her classic hit "All I Want For Christmas...

Are you a die-hard fan of The Office? These officially inspired coasters are the perfect addition to your home, apartment, or actual office! Whethe...