Our Sassy Gifts

Fair Warning. She’s Got a Spoon and She’s Not Afraid to Use It. Some people walk into the kitchen quietly. Others announce themselves. This laser-e...

The Only Spoon That Tells It Like It Is. Because sometimes dinner is SO good, a warning label is required. This laser-engraved Beech Wood Spoon is ...

Say hello to the perfect mood booster: Today's Mood Air Freshener! With a sassy "Bitchy with a Chance of Sarcasm" label and delicious Apple scent, ...

Pup Charms - Bling for Your Dog Was it the trash? The torn-up couch? The mysterious puddle? Definitely not the dog. This charm is the perfect alib...

Did you know that a humorous gift could also be practical? This car air freshener with a red wine scent is the perfect way to lighten up your day! ...

Bold. Empowering. Unapologetic. Our “Never Apologize for Being a Powerful F*cking Woman” Epsom Bath Salts in Peony are made for women who own their...

For the dog parent who knows their pup is their ride-or-die partner in crime, this air freshener speaks the truth. "My Dog and I Talk Shit About Yo...

Recover, reset, and revive with our “Hungover as Hell” Epsom Bath Salts in refreshing Cucumber + Mint. Made in Canada, this cheeky self-care essent...

Your car just became the ultimate shopping buddy with this iconic, sassy air freshener. "Get In Loser, We're Going Shopping" is the perfect accesso...

Laugh in the face of adversity by hanging this Fuck People Are Stupid air freshener from your rearview mirror! Enjoy the refreshing scent of apple ...

Pup Charms - Bling for Your Dog One bark and it's a whole production. This charm is for the diva dog who gasps when you say "no" and acts like ev...

Welcome to a club where membership is automatic if you've ever white-knuckled the steering wheel. This air freshener celebrates the anxious driver ...

Let’s be real—adulting is just doing laundry while tired and Googling “how much caffeine is too much” on the daily. That’s why we made Adulting Suc...

The "Your Anxiety Is a Lying Ass Ho" sticky note is a bold and humorous way to tackle those pesky negative thoughts! With its cheeky design, it’s p...

For the friend who turns calamity into comedy: this card features the lyrics "this little light of mine, i'm gonna let it shine" with a cartoon dum...

This Home Is Built on Love & Profanity For homes filled with loud laughter, mild chaos, sarcastic comments, and someone yelling from another r...

Tackle procrastination using the "Sounds Like a Problem for Tomorrow Me" sticky note! This playful reminder is perfect for those moments when today...

Keep track of life's essentials with our vintage-inspired 'Shit I Might Forget' sticky notepad. It's the perfect blend of humor and functionality f...

"Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's" greeting card. This self-deprecating card acknowledges the struggles of keeping up with modern tim...

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch So...

Live Laugh Fuck Off A sweet floral reminder to protect your peace and keep annoying people at a safe emotional distance. These funny cocktail napk...

Listen Bitch... is the perfect sassy reminder and a way to add a dose of humor to your day! Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of edge in their s...

Leftovers Are for Quitters
 The perfect cocktail napkins for competitive snackers, holiday overeaters, and anyone treating dinner like a personal ...

Ever had one of those days where you maybe took things a little too far? This card gets it. Featuring a woman casually standing in front of a house...